Darla Buy $DARLA

$DARLA Solana · cat meme coin

Darlathe Handstand Kitten

Tiny. Black. Always upside down. Darla never sits, never loafs and never lands on four paws. Every 10x in market cap, one more box goes under those paws.

CADrops at launch
Market cap$0
Boxes0
Toe beans at34 cm
SIMULATIONRug routine

Paws on the rug, toe beans up. Warming up.

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The handstand game

Keep Darla upside down

She leans, you push her back. The longer she holds, the heavier gravity gets, and the living room is not on her side. How many seconds can you get?

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Wobbly Beans

Handstand challenge

How long can you keep Darla up?

  • ←→or A D: push her back to the middle.
  • ◀▶On a phone: hold the buttons, or hold left or right of Darla.
  • purrStay in the purr zone for 3x views. The room will try to tip her.

Space or Enter starts too. P pauses.

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      The living room

      • Laser dotShe cannot help it. Darla leans toward the red dot.
      • FlyBuzzes around her head. She leans wherever it goes.
      • Yarn ballRolls in and bumps the paws.
      • Sneezea... a... ACHOO. One hard push.
      • WindSomeone opened the window. Steady push for a few seconds.

      Every hazard is announced with an arrow before it hits. Gravity grows the longer she holds, so the first 10 seconds are the easy part.

      One box per 10x

      The box tower

      Cats love boxes. Darla loves standing on her hands on top of them. Every level of market cap adds one more box under her paws. Click a level to see it.

      01

      Live market cap

      Once the CA is set, the page reads the market cap from DexScreener every 15 seconds, with GeckoTerminal and pump.fun as backups. Before launch it is a simulator.

      02

      One formula

      boxes = log₁₀(1 + MC ÷ $1,000)

      One box at $10K, three at $1M, six at $1B. Between two levels the next box is already unfolding under her paws.

      03

      New box, new hop

      Cross a level and a new box slides in, Darla hops up onto it and the tower gets a little more wobbly looking. Dump and the boxes fold away again.

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        Meet the kitten

        Darla

        Darla is a tiny black kitten with one opinion: sitting is overrated. Other cats loaf. Darla does handstands. On the rug, on the arm of the sofa, on the laundry, on every box that shows up at the door.

        Nobody taught her. One day the front paws went down, the toe beans went up, and they never came back. The tail does the balancing, the collar bell rings on every wobble, and the boxes keep stacking up.

        • NameDarla
        • ColorBlack. All of it.
        • EyesGold, with a green ring
        • Favorite positionUpside down
        • CollarPink, with a bell that rings on every wobble
        • WeaknessRed laser dots

        Tokenomics

        $DARLA

        Supply1,000,000,000
        Buy / sell tax0 / 0
        ChainSolana
        LaunchFair launch
        CADrops at launch

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        How to buy

        1. Get a wallet

          Install Phantom or Solflare and keep your seed phrase offline. Nobody from $DARLA will ever ask for it.

        2. Load SOL

          Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Keep a little extra for fees.

        3. Open the coin

          Use the buy button here or paste the CA into your trading app. Check that the CA matches this page.

        4. Swap

          Swap SOL for $DARLA. Then go back up and try to beat your handstand time.

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